Top Ten Lies About the Hope Ride

10. Operated exclusively by Aliens (not the illegal kind either).
9. Swimsuit Models handing out treats at our rest stop.
8. Chippendale Dancers to fill your water bottles.
7. We’re the ones who inspired all that Hope business in the last election.
6. Operated exclusively by Aliens (not the illegal kind either).
5. No stop signs, speed limits!
4. Sarah Palin quit her job to train for our century.
3. Wear a thong = Ride Free! (Skin to Win)
2. Ninja Support at every intersection.
1. This was Michael Jackson’s Favorite ride!